The rubber chicken is the pinnacle of humor, and of course Fruper has the best. You wouldn't drive a VW Bug in the Indianapolis 500, and you shouldn't attempt a practical joke with anything less than a Rubber Chicken. These are a full 12 inches long and are great quality!
Dimensions: 2.8 in x 2.68 in x 12.2 in
Weight: 4.23 oz