Behold the "Nose Shower Gel Dispenser," for those who wish they had something more productive to do with their snot rockets in the shower. It combines the pathology of a runny nose with the advanced technology of a soap dispenser.
Just squeeze or press it and green shower gel oozes out of the right nostril. Gross and funny at the same time! Rubber nose attaches to flat surface with suction cups. Easy to fill. 9" high.